This evening while I was having a particularly intense series of tics that were twisting my arms in a dramatic and painful way I ticced, “I’m a spiscuit.” This was followed immediately by, “A cross between a spastic and a biscuit.”
Yesterday I wrote that I’d been hanging out with friends, including Laura who’s eight months pregnant. What I didn’t mention is the new name Tourettes gave to her bump. I repeatedly ticced:
“Hello, Laura’s cum cake.”
I’ve already written about my recent flurry of sung tics. Most of the time I pay little attention to the constant noises I make, but every now and again I say something that really makes me smile, and even feel pleased to have said it.…
Where oh where oh where are bears? Fuck a sheep and eat its mum.
Pesto, pesto, piss.
Video art duo chris+keir have re-enacted a number of Touretteshero’s tics as performances. This is the result.
Where oh were is God? Cumming on your mum’s best friend.
Lynch Jeremy Irons
Easy E, Easy E, riding through the glen
Apples in Your Pants
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