Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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47 tics found
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Fuck all the goats in Israel and send them away.
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Don’t fuck a goat in the bath.
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I could have been a blonde bombshell but my mum fucked a goat.
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If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you twice, I’ve told you a thousand times, no goat sex. Except for the goat sex.
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Fuck a goat in Asda and lay it on the grass.
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All the moths in all of China fucked a goat yesterday.
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Cancer of the goatee.
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I fucked a goat in ’82 and romans are the best.
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I once fucked a goat called Don and a cabbage called Peter.
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If you’re talking the hardest, don’t fuck a sheep with a goat in a glass lift.