Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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10 random tics!
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Jim’ll fix it - if you’re pretty.
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Would you like a touch screen bride?
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Gordon Brown won the sack race.
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Hello Kitty nitrous oxide.
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Come on children, just this once. Use a blackberry as a cunt.
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I’m sorry your mum’s a moose.
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Dappy's a Christmas tree, a crescent moon and a corset.
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I'm a bit like a confusing sound system from '84.
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Dolphin got flow.
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I feel sorry for the tree when its branches bash itself.