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All the sheep are grazing, all the sheep are crazy.
I’m dreaming of sheepdog cock waggling in the vagina of a mongoose.
You take the low sheep, I’ll take the funny little sheep. There will be a party before you.
You take the monkey and I’ll take the sheepdog. Horses will be horses before you.
You take the sheepdog and I’ll take the hedgehog. Bikers will be in Scotland before you.
Jemima Puddle-Duck sorting office for sheep
Dogs in wolves clothing or sheep in a gale? Choose.
Catapult sheep at the moon.
I’m a little bit like sheepdog, I’m a little bit like porn. I’m a little like Asda, but more desperately forlorn.
Let’s go sheep clubbing.