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All the little dogs and all the little sheep, fucked a Nicaraguan princess in her sleep.
Boys II Men or Boys II Sheep? Choose.
A dollar’s what sheepdogs need to transform the world’s economy.
Maybe ketchup’s not alright for sheepdogs after all.
Sandy sheep, your lemon grass is flavoured with the cum of your ancestors.
Put your hands on the buttocks of a sheepdog named Lil.
Starry, starry sheep paint your pillow blue and grey.
Would you like a little girl called ‘Sheepdog’?
I was a bear and then I was a sheepdog.
Expect delays - we’re buggering sheep in the back garden.