Tics

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I want to play tiddlywinks with your mum with her arms tied behind her back.
Rolf Harris wants your uterus as a wobble board.
Rambo’s Pot of Genes 4
Flake, rattle and roll.
Aladdin armadillo contraband.
It’s the Rectum Scale. It’s like the Richter Scale but for rectums.
Callipers for scallops.
Sophie Dahl died, she was stuffed with sand by a taxidermist in the Eighties.
There’s a Pac-Man pillow shortage.
It’s Mullet Awareness Week.