Tics

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Where do you stand on crisps?
Which station comes after Holborn on the Biscuit Line?
While your were out, Matthew ate 14 tons of biscuits.
Who's going to eat Jade Goody's cake?
Wolverine eats crisps.
Worthless piece of cod.
Would you like a prize made of crisps?
You are not alone. I am here with Christmas trees and dinner.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't make a biscuit cry.
You've got 84 cheese burgers in your hair.