Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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222 tics found
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What type of star will you have on your biscuit tree?
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Santa Clause died singing a song about a ladybird called Esther.
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I’ve got four languages: Santa, Brady, Cancer and Dogs.
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Strangely, Santa’s sperm bank is empty.
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Imagine Santa touching your pants.
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Tattoo a basil plant so it looks like a Christmas tree.
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I am doing Santa.
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There might be bins in Beirut this Christmas.
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Fuck a snowman.
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He’s got your mum’s vagina in his hand and he’s rubbing it with Marmite and tinsel.