Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Please lathe the stars into an asterisk.
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Please lathe the stairs into a model of Asterix.
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Do you want to fuck goats with an onion?
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I’m too sexy for my beef wellington.
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I’m ready to roll like a history teacher on the dole.
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Would you judge me if I had sex with a potato?
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I’m so in love with your mother’s back I stabbed you in your own.
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Would you rather fuck Harold Shipman or a horse?
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Zoë raped Peter while the wolf was at breakfast.
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Would you rather have cataracts or cat thighs?