Tics

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I’ll take the Lamborghini, you take the shed. I’ll be in Scotland before you.
You take the Fred Astaire, I’ll take the bandwidth. I’ll be in Scotland before you.
Rigor mortis TV dinner dog.
You take the low dog and I’ll take the high dog. I’ll be in Scotland before you.
There are bears dancing on your grave.
Keith Harris and Orville, the donkeys will all fuck apes before you.
Hedgehog, doorknobs, chicken legs before you.
You take the sheepdog and I’ll take the hedgehog. Bikers will be in Scotland before you.
Broken shoulder or shoulder of lamb? Choose.
Electoral reform or bears? Choose.