Tics
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6677 tics found
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Would you like to join a pyramid porn scheme?
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Stabby McPhee, it’s like Nanny McPhee but with knives.
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I managed to suck a goat’s testes.
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Hedgehogs love Bourbon.
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I’m a little bit like sheepdog, I’m a little bit like porn. I’m a little like Asda, but more desperately forlorn.
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I’m the product of a biscuit and a bin.
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I’m dreaming of zed beds in Dando’s back room.
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I’m dreaming of horses mucking out their mums.
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I’m dreaming of Hansel and Gretel skipping through the car park in Asda.
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Tantric sex with apricot.