Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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It’s not a geranium, it’s G-Unit.
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Weave a Honda.
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Would you like to rape Aristotle’s nose?
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Would you like to sand Jesus down into a horse?
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Club a seal club.
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You take the high road and I’ll take the low road and John O’Groats will be in Scotland before you
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You take the llama and I’ll take the zebra, and Craig David is laid out before you.
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You take the Mormons and I’ll take the Normans, and there’ll be a biscuit before you.
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You take the high sheep and I’ll take the funny little sheep, and there will be a party in Scotland before you
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You take the sand dune and I’ll take the plankton and bears will be bears before you