Tics

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Daniel Bedingfield veneer.
Donna Air inflatable bouncy castle.
R Kelly fucked a goat, and a thirteen year old.
You take the llama and I’ll take the zebra, and Craig David is laid out before you.
You take Fred Astaire and I’ll take the band, and I’ll be in Scotland before you.
I’d rather have penguins in my socks than in my Brian Adams costume.
Oprah loves penguins.
Oh, blimey, it’s a penguin in a Daniel Day-Lewis costume.
Robin Hood died, Richard and Judy bashed his head in.
Would you rather Bryan Adams licked your foreskin or tied you shoelace incorrectly?