Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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606 tics found
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I know an old woman who swallowed a key ring attached to a mongoose called Keith Chegwin.
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Barbara Streisand died, tennis.
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Michael Aspel died, piña colada accident.
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Bob Geldof, God says ‘Shut up.’
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Tie Bob Dylan down mum.
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I have a car made out of Fred Astaire.
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I have a cunt made out of Michael Aspel.
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I can count on Diana Ross to have a flatulence problem.
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I’m going to take Taylor Swift out for an evening of terrorising alien fish.
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Elton John’s given a biscuit a blowjob.