Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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You can’t get a copper to punt a jelly over the roof.
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Papaya, cockroach, lemon love.
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Imagine Kylie Minogue was invested in pickles.
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Do you think pears are a bit like pickled onions but with gay intestines?
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Fuck your papaya with a farting elephant.
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Molasses donkey woman farm.
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There’s a rice cake where your heart used to be.
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Were you separated at birth from a cod liver oil tablet?
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Do you think a fox’s cunt smells of raspberries?
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There’s a breadbox where my heart used to be.