Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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For cooking a nice dinner you get Paris. If you cut up a mango, you get Asda.
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What would be worse, if the moon had a tantrum, or the sun eloped with a dolphin?
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The moon’s really an adolescent called Stanley.
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Who’s your favourite Jill Dando lookalike?
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How many wombs does it take to climb in a light bulb?
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I’m a leotard. It’s like a leopard but in spandex.
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Jonathan Ross, sheepdog shagger.
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Mermaid donkey pretzel horse.
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A bear in a uterus catapulting a sentence over a Wednesday.
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Towelling underwear for your auntie Janice.