Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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222 tics found
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I'll never be a Christmas tree.
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I'm 20º to the right of Christmas.
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I'm a bi-sexual Christmas tree.
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I'm a torn again Christian.
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I'm a turd made of tinsel.
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I'm carrying the weight of a Christmas tree on my back.
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I'm so fed up of being a Christmas tree.
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I've got a 50% chance of being a Christmas tree.
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I've got a mince pie in my baby, Happy Christmas.
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I've got a present for Christmas, it's a chainsaw.