Tics

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Your mother’s vagina is made of truffle oil.
Zoë Kinross, raised by a tea pot and a storybook about teenagers having sex with dogs.
Jammy Dodger parenting.
Where’s Wally in the history of Cognac?
The sun might be toasting marshmallows in an Icelandic flash-dance bar.
Bloody Mary tie died her socks.
It’s a controlled roll, like a bread roll but more controlled.
I’m too sexy for my beef wellington.
Would you judge me if I had sex with a potato?
Burlesque biscuits.