Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Listen to the shipping forecast everyday except Tuesday.
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Chestnuts roasting on a sheepdog’s arse.
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Maisonette motherfucker.
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Kitchenette motherfucker.
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Minnie Driver, automobile.
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Santa’s buttocks motherfucker.
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Gifty the Ghanaian Tractor.
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Santa shot a policeman.
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Melodramatic kitchenette.
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I’m a sandwich bag over the rainbow.