Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I Pledge Allegiance to hope, to Haribo and to flights of fancy, so help me frog
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I Pledge Allegiance to Colin The Caterpillar Cakes, Latvian street dancers and salad dressing.
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I Pledge Allegiance to ring binders, rats and rummaging in my own mind.
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I Pledge Allegiance to waves, rational thought and kindness in the form of chocolate logs.
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I Pledge Allegiance to my own spirit, my soul and a radish named Pat and all his heirs, so help me God.
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I Pledge Allegiance to the cat and all his hairs, Bob Geldof’s shin and a fanfare.
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“I Pledge Allegiance to Donkey Kong, Ferrero Rocher and a radish named Peter.”
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I Pledge Allegiance to 15% of the world’s aardvark population, a hat with a shadow on it and a Bryan Adams impersonator from Wigan.
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Did you know Jimmy Saville came back as a ghost to fuck the Queen's vagina?
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You take the long bush and I’ll take the wide bush and fish fingers will be sandwiched before you.