Tics
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606 tics found
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I Pledge Allegiance to 15% of the world’s aardvark population, a hat with a shadow on it and a Bryan Adams impersonator from Wigan.
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Did you know Jimmy Saville came back as a ghost to fuck the Queen's vagina?
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I wish I was a tortoise, I wish I was a Dave, I wish I was a pallbearer for Keith Chegwin.
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I wish you a very hairy Mary Berry.
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Hey, you’re so solid crew.
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So solid crew accrued a pollen count higher than an average summer.
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So solid crew accrued accrued accrued accrued some time off in lieu.
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So solid crew accrued a dew.
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So solid crew accrued a bandaid and a bit of time
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So solid crew accrued a number of rituals