Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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Are police officers mammals or reptiles?
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Don’t tell anyone about the secret bear’s pyjamas.
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Do you share a girlfriend with Jimmy Savile’s son?
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All the little dogs and all the little sheep, fucked a Nicaraguan princess in her sleep.
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Undress a juggernaut in your mind.
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Your mattress is bored of you motherfucker.
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Mattress motherfucker.
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Your mum wears fawn dungarees.
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I’ve got a shedload of ice cubes but no marshmallow chopsticks.
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Do you have leaky ceiling or cataracts?