Tics
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6677 tics found
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I’ve got four languages: Santa, Brady, Cancer and Dogs.
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I’m going to have sex with a conker this weekend.
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I’m trying to suffocate an alligator but everyone’s just bothered about the judo.
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The London Olympics raped AIDS.
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Babar the Elephant raped himself.
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And maybe you’re going to be the Donald Trump lookalike that saves me.
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Rusty vagina, get tetanus not crabs.
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Romans, Romans, they’re coming in your socks.
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Chortle in your own vagina.
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Sand dune vagina, you’re dryer than a crisp.