Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I have a cunt made out of oranges.
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Who had lunch with an Aardvark?
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Elton John’s given a biscuit a blowjob.
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I’m going to start a counselling service for apricots.
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I love cuming over a donkey, over a flame, in a biscuit factory in Wales.
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I’m a little bit like a green man but biscuits.
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I’m a little bit like Ketchup. I’m a little bit like a barn.
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Don’t cry for me Champagne Bob.
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Michelin starred Happy Meal.
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Put some lime on January and it’ll taste a bit Mexican.