Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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How much time would you have to suck a cushion before you were brain dead?
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Who would you rather sleep with, a lamp-post or a floodlight?
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As an anthropologist, do you think arms are more important than ants?
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What B begins with B?
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I’m going to ask you a question but I want you to answer as a bin.
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As an anthropologist, do you think lungs are more important than sacks of rice?
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Did you fuck a ninja when you said you were having a bath?
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‘Did you fuck a ninja?’ is the question your mum always asks.
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Would you rather have sex with an apricot or a Spanish man called William?
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Would you prefer a wide boy or a wise boy?