Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
You can vote for tics you like and see what’s trending. If something inspires you, click the upload button to upload your own work of art. You can switch SafeMode on to see only filtered content.
Whatever you do, enjoy the tics – we dare you not to laugh!
632 tics found
-
What’s wider, London Bridge or Aristotle’s mum?
-
What’s wider, a band of bits or a band of bobs?
-
What’s wider, a band of brothers or a band of fools?
-
Shall we talk about banning cancer from Selfridges?
-
Do you want to milk a rabbit?
-
Do you want to drink the juice of gerbils?
-
Do you want to read about my mother’s cunt? It’s green.
-
Who’s got a cat sack draped over their vagina?
-
Did a dolphin have sex in your vagina?
-
How many juggernauts came in your mum?