Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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606 tics found
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Alastair Campbell Apathy Training Centre
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Do you want to chat shit with Elvis?
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Brush Tori Amos.
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I’m a guide dog for Marilyn Monroe.
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I have a cunt made out of Harry Potter’s hair.
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I’m wanking and spanking a Don King lookalike from ’94.
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I fucked Jeremy Irons with a toothpick.
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Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. And then I sat on Billy Connolly’s lap.
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I think Bobby Davro’s got Madeline McCann.
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There’s a cat in the garden called Barbara Windsor crawling around on its hands and knees.