Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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I hate fucking Thatcher’s cunt. It’s like a black hole for sandwiches.
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Brush your hair with salad dressing.
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Line your womb with Smarties.
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Jelly and ice cream motherfucker.
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Champagne or bras? Choose.
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Where do you stand on Ketchup vodka spiced dogs?
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Don’t have sex with Lemon-grad.
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Chestnuts roasting on a sheepdog’s arse.
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I’m a sandwich bag over the rainbow.
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I’m just a biscuit, a human shit.