Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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Do you want to marry an experimental donkey?
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Do you need a brown bear crawling around on your uterus?
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Shall we go nonching? It’s like noncing but with lunch.
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Would you like to live in Michael Aspel’s harem or Milton Keynes?
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Does Nicholas Lyndhurst have a floppy fanny?
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Does light lactate?
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Do you like tortious-lini? It’s like tortellini but made of shellfish.
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Would you like to be massaged by lightening?
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Would you rather run away from Gordon Brown’s cum or a lettuce called Arthur?
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If you could rape the moon or a Suffragette which would you choose?