Tics

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Would you let a gay bear into your bed?
Do you want to cattle prod Virginia Woolf?
Do you love Laser quest? What about bears?
How many men have you wooed into bed? Eleven angry soldiers and a parson.
Do you want to talk about cantilever bridges or Armageddon?
Do you want to talk about the gynaecological advantages of AstroTurf?
Do you think Carol Vorderman’s attractive to William Hill?
Will you wear sequined hot pants to the apocalypse?
Why not rape acid bears?
Who loves Ritalin? Rambo.