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Fuck Quality Street and Roses with your mother.
Who’d like a Chernobyl bun?
Spread a badger’s legs on some toast Des’ree.
What type of star will you have on your biscuit tree?
Alan Davies, pickled onion impersonator.
Would you like cake cancer?
Oh Nando’s, you came and you gave, and you sucked my mum.
If I was a can I’d be better at carrying beans.
Les Dennis, Margaret Thatcher and a horseradish walked into a bar and said, ‘We should have gone to Nando’s.’
As an anthropologist, do you think lungs are more important than sacks of rice?