Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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How many sycophants in Elton John’s house?
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What is the biggest problem for women in the 21st Century, Ryanair, wrist watches or Dagenham?
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Shall we do a ram raid in Asda?
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Who’s going to rape a sheep? Jimbo.
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Do you want to rape a pigeon with a spectacular bin?
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Would you like the key to Batman’s foreskin?
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Do you want to piss out of Fred West’s willy?
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Would you give Don King your last Rolo?
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Who killed Osama Bin Biscuit?
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Who loves peace? Not Margaret Thatcher, she loves pieces of your own body knitted together.