Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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What's the sum of the lamp-post and the moon? The sun.
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Have you ever stood on a male model in a forest?
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Have you ever stood in for a mouse in a forest?
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Which gut’s which in a witch’s gut?
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Did you get a drystone wall wet with excitement?
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Can you write down, ‘I love sloths’?
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You know the Partridge Family - do you think they would look better in pinstripes or dungarees?
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Who’s got April showers in their mind?
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How many right angles am I making in my mind?
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How many elephants’ clitorises can you fit inside a mouse’s foreskin?