Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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Chopsticks’ is a good name for a boy.
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Just a spoon full of donkey makes your horseradish go down.
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I love ketchup on your mum.
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I once fucked a goat called Don and a cabbage called Peter.
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Robbie Williams died, rancid peanuts.
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Help! I might be a sandwich.
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And I said what about breakfast at Donkey Kong’s?
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Fifty Shades of Apricot.
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Starry, starry horse, paint your biscuit blue and grey.
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I’m going to bake bread with a saw.