Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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606 tics found
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I bank rolled Michael Parkinson.
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I don't care about the rocks that you've got. I'm just Morgan Freeman.
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I hate Shepherd's Bush and Mother Teresa’s cunt.
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I have several effigies of Keanu Reeves in my bathroom, ready to go.
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I have too much knowledge for Scott Mills.
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I just bit Shayne Ward.
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I love cumming in Jason Donovan's mum.
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I married Lionel Blair in a pastry accident.
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I might be a little bit strange but I’m not Morgan Freeman.
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I put Ronan Keating in your face.