Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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606 tics found
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I'm a fucking cunt, Mother Teresa.
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I'm a hologram of Jimmy Savile's tombstone.
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I'm a little bit like Gordon Ramsey's cock: fat and made of sperm.
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I'm a love letter from Jerusalem straight to Dick Van Dyke.
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I'm a maid of honor at Barbara Windsor's mum's house.
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I'm a roller disco in Courtney Cox's mind.
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I'm Buddy, Bobby Davro's tortoise.
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I'm diving into the sea with Peter Sellers on my fingertips.
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I'm going to raise Mother Teresa's biscuits.
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I'm Lionel Blair phobic.