Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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When are you going to talk about Shane Ritchie?
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What do you get if you cross a dove and toilet paper? A peanut-butter sandwich.
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If Aladdin was more flexible than a sheepdog, would he rotate your groin?
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If you were a daft hen would you think about pickles?
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Do you think I’m slower than a baby-grow in an orphan’s door?
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Hello sun, have you been on sabbatical?
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Trigonometry or whale cock?
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Have you got green light on your toes and things?
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What do you get if you cross Jeremy Clarkson with Magaluf? A punch in the face.
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What do you get if you cross Jeremy Clarkson with a sausage? Nothing.