Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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Carroty cunt.
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Man up root vegetables.
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Which has a longer shelf life, Carol Vorderman or olive oil?
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Ice cream empire from a distant past.
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Ratatouille Tabletop Afternoon.
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1.2 million apricots were bred for slaughter.
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Give Cherie Blair a vol-au-vent of cum and a Blackwell Tart.
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Jack and the Beanstalk Apricot Delivery Service.
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Biscuit She Wrote. Murder She Fucked.
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My mum’s a mint.