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If you were being chased by a pack of dogs, would you eat crisps with Mother Teresa or talk about cunts?
If you're a parent of a child under four, turn them out in Scarlett Johansson's bed.
In the beginning Lily Allen licked her vagina.
It's all over when Boris Johnson sings.
It's Tinie Tempura.
Jason Donovan, fearsome force for good.
Jason Orange is dead.
Jennifer Aniston cried on my face.
Jim Davidson killed your soul.
Jim fixed it for at least four lesbians.