Tics

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I’d make a thousand children have better lunchboxes tomorrow.
In the bleak midwinter, Corn Flakes is not a substantial breakfast.
Good afternoon you dense sky of milk.
Apple Toe Survivor’s Afternoon.
Blue Moon, you fuck a goat’s cheese sandwich inside an aardvark.
Tortellini Tortoise and the Great Bucket Famine of Forty Four.
There’s an erect biscuit in your potty.
Sandpaper, sausages and Sellotape make a breakfast for a king.
Caress my thighs with Marmite.
If you got raped by a biscuit would you tell anyone?