Tics

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I’ve never thought about teenage pregnancy in wolves.
There’s not a donkey flavoured ice-cream yet.
Weapons of mutual disgust.
There’s a speech bubble inside your mother’s mind saying ‘catnip’.
Vacuum packed cat inside a cat on a mat.
Shake your fist at a dog’s scrotum until it turns into a tiny wizard.
How many toothpicks are in the tornado of your mum’s womb?
Fractions speak louder than words.
Have you ever chirpsed your own piss?
Your mother is a hype man in Chicago.