Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I alienated fourteen toes.
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I am ducking and diving into a drain.
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I am going to have crisps, and a loving relationship with my mother.
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I am going to kill myself now because of you bastardface.
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I am maid of honour to Jackie Chan's dog.
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I am stuck in a Mothercare fuck off loop.
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I am tackling your mother with my pants.
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I answered your call to arms with a rabbit.
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I backed out of David James's bum.
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I bandied my life around yesterday.