Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I resent you for being a pillock disguised as a man.
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I resent you for being Gremlins 2,3 and 4.
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I rolled on acid once.
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I sabotaged a teapot with a spaniel.
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I sat on your knee in 1984.
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I sausaged Salman Rushdie's donkey.
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I saw love once looking out of the window of an aeroplane, taking a biscuit to bed.
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I say fortitude, you say sheep.
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I scribbled on a cunt in '44.
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I sellotaped my life to a bin bag.