Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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6677 tics found
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I'm a lesbian, I'm a lettuce bin.
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I'm a licensed cum-cheese seller.
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I'm a Lion King survivor.
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I'm a little bit high on crack down a well.
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I'm a little bit like Gordon Ramsey's cock: fat and made of sperm.
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I'm a little donkey short and stout.
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I'm a little potty, fill me up with wee.
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I'm a little sheepdog's cunt.
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I'm a little teapot short and cunty.
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I'm a love letter from Jerusalem straight to Dick Van Dyke.