Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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Lamp-post, have you had any water today?
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Lamp-post, what happened to not standing on street corners all day?
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Lamp-post, have you been to the gym today?
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If you were making a stack of shortbread would you use flour or lizard cream?
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If you were shoving a duck through a wall would you grease it or cover it in bees?
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What if your cock had wings?
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What if your cock was a budgerigar?
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Could you use Nelson’s column as a comma?
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Can you fuck my mum with a windmill?
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Am I a broken Transformer or a ball of catnip?