Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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Yesterday I killed a bear with a handgun full of ice cream tits.
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If you could talk mummy into being a biscuit or a bear, what would you choose?
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Would you give your last Rolo to Flipper?
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Teach your bear to suck eggs.
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Go and rape a KFC chicken bucket.
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Thank God for spatchulas.
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I have a biscuit falling through my hair tonight.
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Fuck sheep in beans.
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Round the corner in a riot van, Elephant and Castle ate crisps.
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Send the police to Norfolk, where they can take a cow out for dinner.