Tics

Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.

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You've got eighty-four cheeseburgers in your hair.
You’re suckling a giraffe.
Your bum cheeks are lovely.
Your bum's gone roller disco.
Your dinner's getting cold in my mum's legs.
Your marmalade is going rotten in the fridge.
Your mum has a body.
Your mum's a wizard and your dog's a horse.
Your mum's on acid and your dog's on crack and the baby bent the spoon.
Your mum's on acid and your gran's on crack and the baby bent the spoon.