Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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606 tics found
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Jeremy Clarkson stubbed his toe on the face of his producer.
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Zen Mediation hotline, Jeremy Clarkson speaking.
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What do you get if you cross Jeremy Clarkson with Magaluf? A punch in the face.
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What do you get if you cross Jeremy Clarkson with a sausage? Nothing.
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Clarkson is like a hand grenade in a sandwich shop.
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Clarkson is a pillar of the community if you think about Mohammed Ali and say it backwards.
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Al Murray wants your vote more than he wants a tortoise.
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I hate it when you wake me up to talk about Kate Bush’s eyes.
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I’m thinking about becoming John Cleese.
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I love the way Sophie Dahl makes cake with her own porridge tits.