Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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1074 tics found
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Put a pickle under your tits and pray.
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Spur of the moment horseradish.
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There’s not a donkey flavoured ice-cream yet.
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Nicholas Lyndhurst dyed spaghetti and your mum’s powerful imagination.
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Boris Johnson ketchup overlord.
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Donkey armada Spanish superstar.
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A bedspread with a picture of a penguin in a bath with a bit of asparagus.
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Do you love rubbing Camembert into the crotch of an ant?
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Garibaldi biscuits ate your horse’s mother’s cunt.
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Have you thought about why St Petersburg isn't paved with horseradish saliva?