Tics
Often funny, sometimes shocking, Touretteshero’s surreal and unusual tics are here. Search by keyword, category, or both to find a tic.
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632 tics found
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How many light bulbs watched you get changed? All of them.
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How many chocolate bunnies does it take to fill Daffy Duck’s foreskin?
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Can you teach Shakespeare to a rat?
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Hello seals - do you sing seal songs to the stars at night?
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Why aren’t the Isles of Scilly at this festival? They could come as a goat.
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How many toothpicks are in the tornado of your mum’s womb?
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Have you ever chirpsed your own piss?
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What about a Lamborghini and a hawthorn bush procreating inside a sheep ?
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Do you enjoy the stony silence that comes after you've fucked a nun?
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Do you love rubbing Camembert into the crotch of an ant?